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Postby Ganelon » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:09 am

OK, non-commercial link added.

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Postby Gaijin Punch » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:12 am

Well that is one mean bitch. I'll bet she loves dry anal.
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Postby Ganelon » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:46 am

If you're talking about her on top with a piece, probably. Although to be fair, she seemed to be retaliating:

A punch for an elbow.
A slide for a slide + takedown jersey grab.
A takedown ponytail grab for a grabbing of the shorts.

And she gets a yellow card for tripping of all things. I wish someone had the full match so we could see how everything transpired.

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Postby undamned » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:06 pm

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Yeah, a friend told me about that recently :)


Oh, snap! And I thought hockey was violent! Girls are crazy!

More fun:

http://fail-book.tumblr.com/
http://thereifixedit.com/
http://totallylookslike.com/
http://graphjam.com/
http://failblog.org/

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Postby Gaijin Punch » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:59 pm

There's no fine line in soccer, just like in football. A few jabs here and there are expected. I think she was clearly far too aggressive though. I can't take such shit in my old age. I'd have kicked the fuck out of her and been suspended from the sport after one of those little incidents.
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Postby Ganelon » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:49 am

Well, it's a trend now (plus black eye).

I love how the ref rushes in and just stands by jostling for the best view.

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Postby sven666 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:35 pm

http://www.assemblergames.com/forums/sh ... hp?t=25055

when i first saw this story i thought "oh man GP is gonna be all over this".. lo and behold! ;)
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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:06 am

When your radical generation has finished protesting against their parents' world and has grown up to become the feckless leaders of today, what else can you do but cash in on a Christmas album? And every live recording you can possibly find in the archives.

Got my parents tickets to see him a few years back. My mom complained that his attitude through the whole thing was something along the lines of "That's right, I'm Bob Fucking Dylan, and you're pretty damn lucky to be here."

Next up: Rock Band - Dylan
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:32 am

Didn't even know he was still alive. He's gotta look like shit by now.
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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:22 am

About what you'd expect, actually.
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Postby sven666 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:42 am

saw him live at roskilde 3-4years ago.. fucking sucked reeeeal bad, left after a few songs and by then the crowd was so thin you could easily just walk up to the fence in front of stage ;)
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Postby Ruldra » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:25 pm

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =120921191 NSFW

Guy telling his worst date ever (along with ms paint pics). Hilarious and fucked up at the same time.

(GP delete this post if it's inappropriate)

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Postby Gaijin Punch » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:14 pm

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LOL. No such thing.
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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:12 am

I realized I was in for a surreal trip the likes of which rarely happen outside of a Ben Stiller movie the first time I saw a reference to 'pee bottles'.

"I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"
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Postby Ruldra » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:17 am

The people at NeoGAF are digging up all sort of fucked up stuff about this guy. He brings pee bottles with him wherever he goes, has a guide on how to clean your ass (with pics) and has 50+ videos on youtube showing him approaching girls in the most embarassing ways (hi, can you S my D? / did you know I have a sex doll? / and I accidentally the whole bottle lol).

Also, he posted a pic of his sex doll which is the stuff of nightmares.

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Postby Gaijin Punch » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:44 am

Sounds like a class act.... all the way.
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Postby RadiantSvgun » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:19 am

Also, he posted a pic of his sex doll which is the stuff of nightmares.[/quote]

:o

I'm disgusted beyond belief. I didn't think I could since my humor is so bad, but thats just......somethin'.....I dunno.. :o
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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:39 am

It's like the sort of thing where you have the general idea of what comprises a sex doll in your mind, and then you go to the city dump and you scrounge up the best possible materials.

Sort of like a depraved and ronery Dr. Frankenstein.
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:04 am

Rade wrote:Finally received a reply by posting in a thread at that Gaijin forum:

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Postby RadiantSvgun » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:54 am

Gaijin Punch wrote:Rule of thumb if someone wants to hire you as a contractor: You should get paid about 50% more... if not double. It's like fucking in a whore house without a condom.

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Postby CIT Seven Force » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:00 am

RadiantSvgun wrote:Completely NSFW, probably locks in my status as a sick fuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0H-ih2ESDQ


This one is great. :D

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Postby RadiantSvgun » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:05 pm

citcelaid wrote:
RadiantSvgun wrote:Completely NSFW, probably locks in my status as a sick fuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0H-ih2ESDQ


This one is great. :D


Yeah, the ending is really classy :D
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Postby RadiantSvgun » Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:18 pm

Gaijin Punch wrote:Rule of thumb if someone wants to hire you as a contractor: You should get paid about 50% more... if not double. It's like fucking in a whore house without a condom.

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Postby Ruldra » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:50 am

Bank worker is caught on national TV looking at topless girls on the PC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhIu7qp5vo8

Watch till the end.


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