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Postby Gaijin Punch » Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:07 pm

Jeez Louise.
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Postby RadiantSvgun » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:32 pm

The uncle's face in the bed is pretty bad. I wonder who decided to draw that?
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:05 am

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Postby sven666 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:00 am

http://www.snotr.com/video/4842

ever wondered why whitetrash with guns have poor teeth? heres the answer...
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:09 am

God Bless America.
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Postby sven666 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk

thank fuck i can be kinda funny sometimes :P
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Postby Ruldra » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:20 pm

What would you do in this guy's place?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YiPOtOnjTQ

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Postby Kaneda » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:16 am

GP, here's the Maury I was telling you about the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQsrwMhFjU

Classy.

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Postby RadiantSvgun » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:49 pm

Kaneda wrote:GP, here's the Maury I was telling you about the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQsrwMhFjU

Classy.


That is so awesome when he jumps into the crowd.

Heres one for you guys: NSFW due to offensiveness, no nudity.

http://www.boredpanda.com/vintage-ads/

This one is SFW:


Edit: These aren't as funny as the kids book I posted earlier.
http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/18/dirtie ... -cartoons/
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:24 pm

Sloppy 11ths... not good.
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Postby xorthen » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:03 am

The following videos make me lol hard. I can sort of understand where this guy is coming from but to say the shit online for the world to see was a bad idea. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTqXVat98j0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJYO2z82yzQ

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Postby undamned » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:59 pm

You have no Qur'an!

You don't necessarily need to read the article, but the two videos at the end are required.
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:11 am

Good, but Antoine homeboy was way better.
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Postby undamned » Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:22 pm

brentsg wrote:http://www.geekosystem.com/the-iphone-of-nightclubs/

Not quite sure claiming "crappy service" is going to get you a whole lot of business!
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:32 am

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Postby Gaijin Punch » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:09 pm

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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:54 am

I really really really really hope that's not 'shopped.

Also I would rather join that party than the Tea Party.
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Postby Siren » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:49 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fFjN6YjQg

From 4:17 onward I was laughing so hard.
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:17 am

What a dip shit. "About 90 degress".
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Postby CIT Seven Force » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:27 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG, what a rocket scientist...

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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:48 am

He makes noises for his Sonic "Plushie Pals"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc4WU5qWMuE

Says it all, really. Not exactly the kind of person mature enough to appreciate a good STG.

He is probably bisexual or something. I had a fag friend who wore those black gloves as well. (He also happened to like Sonic.) I'll never understand why. Kids these days will follow all of these stupid fads unquestionably, but have no idea how ridiculous they look.
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Postby CIT Seven Force » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:15 am

Man, what a clown...

Also, what's wrong with being bisexual?

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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:06 pm

This is kinda off topic, but if you really want to know what I think, I will tell you.

I don't dislike gays as individuals, just their lifestyle decisions. Basically, homosexuality amounts to "I have no idea how to please a woman, so here's an idea: that guy over there is just as lonely and pathetic as I, so I'll have sex with him. Better yet, let's turn this sad practice into a "cool" thing that is "universally accepted."

I believe gays have way too much ambition (at least deep down) to waste their lives on something so stupid. It's not love, it's sad.

That said, my teacher for a game programming class I took a year ago is gay, and he is one of the smartest and coolest people I've ever met. I admire him and his passion for both teaching and making games.
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Postby ave » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:53 pm

Siren wrote:Basically, homosexuality amounts to "I have no idea how to please a woman


Lol


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