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Postby Gaijin Punch » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:02 pm

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Postby CIT Seven Force » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:03 pm

Siren wrote:Citelaid wanted an explanation and I gave it to him.


Not really. I asked about bisexuals, and you went on about homosexuals and how they can't please women. Clearly, a bisexual knows how to please women as well as men.

Also, what SuperDeadite said.
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Postby Siren » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:04 pm

Bisexuals, homosexuals: what the hell is the difference? They both share the same retarded habit. My point about male-to-male sex being a decadent activity still does and always will stand, until the end of time. Get over it.

It is precisely because homosexuals find daunting the process of seducing, taming (i.e. dealing with their occasional bullshit), and pleasing a woman that they revert to such foolish acts in the first place. Homosexuality does not exist in a vacuum. No, there is a really good reason why fagots are fagots: it is a great deal easier to be a fag.

As for bisexuals who get beautiful women, there is always a catch. It's either for money or attention (Famous people, confused college and high school kids.), or they act like narcissistic assholes which attracts the foolish, insecure female. Then she comes to the realization that he is a fake and leaves him bitterly. (Or is too frightened to leave him in many cases.)

And I guess you could say that some straight men who are in relationships start to question their sexuality when the going gets really tough. Which is why they throw the "I am bi." or "I think I might like men, too." card.

As this post demonstrates, there not exists a single case of homosexuality that is not a weakness. Homosexuality practically defines weakness.

Don't even get me started on lesbians.
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Postby CIT Seven Force » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:04 pm

Please satisfy my curiosity. What's your take on lesbians?

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Postby Siren » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:07 pm

I'm so glad you asked! Dykes are obviously women who are frustrated with failed relationships with men. (Most of them are, though some cases arise from other issues such as molestation, rape, and/or daddy problems--all of which manifest negative feelings toward men in general, which poison both their social and love lives with men--not to mention snuffing out their desire to procreate, which serves as their most important evolutionary purpose. How useless is a woman who does not desire men?) After so many of them, they start to lose interest in securing a good man altogether. They go so far as to lie to themselves saying, "I don't need men and I never will need men". Once they submit well into to a relationship with another female-- through marriage, adopting children, etc--, it becomes increasingly impossible for them to ever feel the same way about men again. They are subhuman.

Every error, of whatever kind, is a consequence of degeneration of instinct, disgregation of will: one has thereby virtually defined the bad. Everything good is instinct -- and consequently easy, necessary, free.

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When we don't chase after and obtain what we desire, what makes us happy, we become miserable. Lesbians, as much as they would like to believe otherwise, are miserable. They built a cage for themselves to live in and are more than happy to throw feces at anyone who dares to set them free. See: every pitchfork-holding rally they take part in. "I have my rights!" "Legalize gay marriage!" "Wahh, WAHH, WAAAAHH."
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:11 pm

How useless is a woman who does not desire men?


I've got gigs worth that says they're quite useful.

Most of them are,


You use words like, "most of them" and whatnot. I only have on question: how many gay friends do you have? Men, women, or tranny.
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Postby Siren » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:29 pm

You use words like, "most of them" and whatnot. I only have on question: how many gay friends do you have? Men, women, or tranny.

You meant "one", I think.

As for your question, I have had two lesbian friends, two bisexual male friends, countless female friends claiming to be "bi", and five or six gay friends. Why?

I've got gigs worth that says they're quite useful.


Yeah, well that's not very useful to me. C'mon, Gaijin Punch. Wouldn't you much rather have sex with them if given the choice? Being "the guy who turned them straight again"? Would that not be infinitely more rewarding then watching two girls eat each other's carpets? I admit, lesbian pornography did have its charm when I first started watching it, but then I realized how aimless it was.
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Postby Siren » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:38 pm

I'm a long time vegan who is not judgmental.


That is a tell tale sign that whatever it is lacks a brain, not withstanding the "vegan" bullshit. Meat is precious protein. Without it you look like every other motherfucker here in the great state of Oregon.
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Postby Kaneda » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:51 pm

Siren wrote:As for your question, I have had two lesbian friends, two bisexual male friends, countless female friends claiming to be "bi", and five or six gay friends. Why?


Maybe because you use words like "subhuman" and that they "define weakness". I generally wouldn't use words like this to describe my friends.

Have you shared these theories with them?

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Postby Siren » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:03 pm

I seem to have not made myself clear. They used to be my friends when I was heavily involved with the preforming arts. I don't associate with ANY of them now, nor any of my straight friends from high school because they are all grade-A morons. I am older and wiser now, so I tend to choose friends more carefully than I did back in high school.

And yes, if they ever did ask me, they would deserve to know everything I have told you.

I do actually have one friend left in Eugene, and quite a valuable one at that. He is very well spoken and intelligent and has a similar personality to mine.
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:06 am

Basically what NTSC-J said. You admittedly slap them altogether in a category. I generally tend to give human psyche a bit more credit than that. I mean, seriously... do you know why you like women?

Meat is precious protein


It's also not the only source.

Being "the guy who turned them straight again"? Would that not be infinitely more rewarding then watching two girls eat each other's carpets?


Ha. Not really. I make it a note not to bone any of my friends. Even the hot lesbians. One I know did cross over at one point, but that's not what I'm about.
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Postby Kaneda » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:57 am

Gaijin Punch wrote:Basically what NTSC-J said. You admittedly slap them altogether in a category. I generally tend to give human psyche a bit more credit than that. I mean, seriously... do you know why you like women?


I think this is the key right here. Sexual preference is not a conscious decision. There are people (mostly junior high to college students) that will flirt with the idea of being with the same gender and experiment, and may even say they`re bi because that`s a cool thing to be in their hippy community, but in general, what gets you off is beyond your control. Maybe you were born that way or maybe some uncle goosed you when you were 4 and now you like kids, whatever it is, its pretty much written and it doesn`t make you subhuman (unless you start molesting kids, then youre a monster). It just makes you human.

Personally, I like big cans. Its my thing. But I live in Japan, where such a thing is not as common as back home. It would then behoove me to give up that preference and start going for the modestly chested women I am now surrounded by. And yet...I still like big cans. If you were to hook me up to a device that would shock me everytime I thought of big naturals, I fear that I would be fried by the end of the day and yet would still be googling for that body type.

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Postby Greatsaintlouis » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:57 am

Kaneda wrote:Personally, I like big cans. Its my thing.
;)
You also distaste me with passion!

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Postby SuperDeadite » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:30 am

Yeah a person likes what they like. It's not something you can really change over night.

For example, I have always had a strong attraction to Japanese women. Why? No idea I just do. Because of this, my standards for Japanese women is quite low. I've banged a lot of J-girls that most would qualify as "average", of course I prefer the hotties. But for getting off, an "average J-girl" does all I need.

On the contrary, I have never been attracted to black women. People are like "OMG Halle Berry is soooo hot!" Personally, I don't find her attractive at all. So if I'm gonna bang a black chick, she has to be super super hot, cause otherwise I'll have no interest. So yes, I'd choose the local J-girl with crooked teeth over Halle Berry any day of the week.

I've met many people in Japan that ask: "Where are all the hot J-girls at? I don't see any in Osaka at all." What this really means, is that dude simply isn't really attracted to J-girls.

No one has control about these attractions. I'm not racist, have many black friends. But I simply have no sexual attraction to them.

Truly gay people are naturally attracted to members of the same sex. It's not an emotional cop out. They simply like what they like.

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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:12 am

Hmmm. Some interesting comments here. I'll start with this one:

Sexual preference is not a conscious decision.

Oh, but it is. This comment is proof of that:

...hot lesbians. One I know did cross over at one point, but that's not what I'm about.

So who is in the right here? Well, there seems to be truth on both sides.

Simply put: some people are born with the courage to overcome homosexuality and some are not. I can totally agree with that. The latter go about their lives always thinking that they are normal. Even if they were told of their vice, they would stubbornly pass it off as a "lie" or "intolerance". Alas, there is nothing to be done about them, as the problem, like Kaneda said, is rooted genetically.

As for the idea that "what gets you off is beyond your control" applies to everyone, that is laughable nonsense and for obvious reasons. I'm not sure if you meant that, but I just wanted to make myself perfectly clear.

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On the contrary, I have never been attracted to black women.

So if I'm gonna bang a black chick, she has to be super super hot, cause otherwise I'll have no interest.

LOL. Finally someone who feels the same way as I do about black women. Well said, sir! I couldn't have put it better myself.
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:30 am

Greatsaintlouis wrote:
Kaneda wrote:Personally, I like big cans. Its my thing.
;)


QFT. In Cali now... everywhere.

...hot lesbians. One I know did cross over at one point, but that's not what I'm about.

So who is in the right here? Well, there seems to be truth on both sides.


Yeah, one case -- that's proof.

that is laughable nonsense and for obvious reasons


Enlighten us. Scientific sources would be nice... ones not written by Dr. Nick.
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Postby Kaneda » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:40 am

Siren wrote:Simply put: some people are born with the courage to overcome homosexuality and some are not.


Goddamn.

I`m not sure you`re going to have much luck finding people here that agree with you on all of this. Might be better off checking your local churches, prisons, Klan rallies or shmups.com for some support.

And before you say you dont care if people agree with you, I`ll save you the trouble and say right on, man. Me neither.

btw, I think the sisters can be pretty attractive. Lord knows none of them dig me, but I wouldn`t pass up the opportunity (if I was single).

(...and if big boobs).
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Postby EOJ » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:53 am

Siren wrote:
Simply put: some people are born with the courage to overcome homosexuality and some are not.


You act as if you were born with that courage.

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Enlighten us. Scientific sources would be nice... ones not written by Dr. Nick.

Are you kidding me? Alright then. But I don't have scientific sources, just logic and reasoning. If that is not enough for you, then I don't think I can help you.

http://www.realsexedfacts.com/women-and ... asons.html

From the comments section:

Porn is like a drug that lives and thrives in ones mind. It can have long term side effects like turning bi.

Behold! A woman who "gets off" on porn. Sounds to me like someone who is conscious of her sexual preferences, too. She fears turning "bi"--also a product of the confusion she feels when masturbating. And here you are telling me that "people are not in control..." lol. Right. I've been in control of my masturbatory impulses for months now. It's a matter of finding a replacement that makes you happy. For myself, I chose meditation. And that is only me. Google search people who have gone cold turkey from masturbating and come back to me. There is part of your "proof". Here is more:

Lol. You people are silly and naive if you think the porn industry is this wonderful world of women deciding for themselves to enter and stay in the industry. Sad thing is, some of you are grown and this naive. Iツ’m familiar with the industry, myself ( no, i was never a performer ), and I witnessed a thing or two, firsthand. What is liberating about the repeated rape and beatings of industry women who are subsequently fed heroin to make them forget it ever happen? 75% of porn actresses are heroin addicts, which is an evil drug if I ever seen one. You can violate a woman in the worst way and then fed her heroin to put her in a state of oblivion, which most industry chicks are subjected to. Theyツ’re all either addicted to meth or heroin. Hell, half of them shoot the actual scenes while theyツ’re high, why else do you think theyツ’re alright with gangbangs, being pissed on, defacated on, throatfucked, ATM, and RAW at that. Youツ’re silly if you believe these girls get tested regularly like the good folks at these companies like Vivid and Brazzers tell you. Like I said before, I was IN the industry, myself. There are no codes of ethics in porn. I guarantee you every girl in the industry has an STD, herpes being as common as handshakes. AIDs? Thereツ’s no telling. People read that porn stars are safe. Lol. How gullible you people are. Those girls are all dying slow deaths while the companies behind them make killings ( no pun lmao ). As far as people thinking porn is great for sex education – trust me, even the porn girls themselves wouldnツ’t do that shit if it wasnツ’t for drug addiction/money. Youツ’d have to be a fool to practice anything you see in pornography, with your partners.

But, just like media and celebrity star-power, the internet seems to have this uncanny ability to make even the strangest and most repulsive of practices become mainstream.
People are sheep, dangle something in front of them long enough, whether it be on cable television or the internet, the sheep will emulate it. People are losing their humanity, thatツ’s why people think porn is okay.

Porn is, and has always been something for perverts, I donツ’t care how ツ“normalツ” you think you are. Even the people in the industry know this.

And why do they "get off" this way if they don't even want to be there? I'll tell you fucking why: money. The drugs are there to dull their senses through their miserable little journey. Some are so confused, that they actually think they enjoy this bullshit after years and years of getting pissed, shat, and puked on. They lack the courage to quit the job, to say "FUCK THE MONEY! I'd much rather have my freedom." and bail, unlike this lady-- who despite all odds and temptation broke free: http://www.realsexedfacts.com/women-and ... ment-16915

EDIT: The above permalink is not working, but if you're still looking for the comment, the author's name is AQUA.

Transpose the "Porn" in that last line of his with "homosexuality", and you will hopefully now see what I mean. If you still can't spot the parallels, then I have failed at making some people less stupid today.
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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:04 am

You act as if you were born with that courage.

That is because I WAS. There was indeed a time when I questioned my sexuality. The girl who I was fixated on at the time (Pale skin, big blue eyes, curvy figure, gorgeous boobs and toned ass.) was not into me, and I was way too inexperienced at the time to know how to win her over. Foolishly...I pretended to like one of her gay friends to impress her, because I knew of the attention she gave to them and not myself. There are no words to describe how ashamed I am of stooping that low. However, I could have never realized how dumb I was and actually gone through with something.

But I didn't. I am too good for that. I stuck it out and took rejection like a man. I am quite popular with women now, several years later. This is my success story.
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Postby EOJ » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:11 am

I've been rejected by a woman, just like every other guy on the planet. Never crossed my mind to date a dude.

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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:12 am

Good for you! You, like everyone else here, are missing the point when I have relentlessly spelled it out for you time and time again. But NOOO, you infantile jackasses can't take a hint.

Are you all seriously this retarded? Hello. Hello. Testing. Do you read me? Is anyone on the other line of this thing we call the internet?

You are a dumb cunt, EOJ. Dumb and as short sighted as a hemiplegic nigger in a coma. Damnit, I love your reviews of Cave games to death but unfortunately I cannot stand you. Since you nor anyone else can refute my points, the only thing you got is a posturing comment. That's all you got. The truth hurts like a motherfucker, don't it?
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Postby Gaijin Punch » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:20 am

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Postby Siren » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:26 am

The best thing of the internet is when you prove the counter-argument's argument.

lol. I will do no such thing. I've wasted a whole day on you hopeless idiots. You have had your entertainment from me. Go back to your boring discussions. I refuse to waste five more minutes on your ungrateful asses.

Good day to you, gentlemen. I'm holding my middle finger as hard as I possibly can.
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Postby sven666 » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:01 pm

Siren wrote:. Dumb and as short sighted as a hemiplegic nigger in a coma.


haha this had me in stiches, what an insult!!

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